i still remember if it was yesterday.. i was in your server and you Tought me how to jump from 2nd floor in church .. Thanks
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Subject: Re: Funny Stuff Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:37 am
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Subject: Re: Funny Stuff Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:46 am
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Subject: Re: Funny Stuff Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:44 am
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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Subject: Re: Funny Stuff Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:21 am
Now thats Pro
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Subject: Re: Funny Stuff Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:35 pm
Nice Drama
its me btw
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Subject: Re: Funny Stuff Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:48 pm
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Subject: Re: Funny Stuff Wed Aug 22, 2012 5:13 am
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Subject: Re: Funny Stuff Wed Aug 22, 2012 5:44 am
You can find it funny, cause you know the situation while this was going on. We on the other hand have NO idea what is going on. Speaking for myself i think this post was a fail
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Subject: Re: Funny Stuff Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:27 am
I feel bad for you then
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Subject: Re: Funny Stuff Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:46 am
hahaaha i imagine iron does this
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Subject: Re: Funny Stuff Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:44 am
Iron sky Trolling Fabs telling him if he does these things he can throw a knife like in evf server
http://beta.xfire.com/videos/3f6e41
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Subject: Re: Funny Stuff Sat Aug 25, 2012 5:03 am
DO NOT WATCH THE COMMENTS!!
watch the first 4 minutes only.
and watch the videoat one point you will Jump.. its not a pop up its just the game hahahahha